Okay, so, hi, I'm Ida-Maria, I'm 17 and Swedish and I'm kind of odd, but I'm proud of that, so that's ok. TARDIS



MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-
 WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.


And people say Pokemon aren’t real.
hawaii-dreamers:

this is so perfect
surf-the-s-u-n-s-e-t:

pink-zebra:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

thatsqualitystuff:

on halloween this guy dressed up as aladdin and glued a carpet to his skaboard and made his way through the halls like this

I CAN SHOW YOU THE HAAAAAAAALL

SHINING SHIMMERING FLOORTILES

TELL ME STUDENTS
WHEN DID YOU LAST
LET YOUR HEARTS DECIDE

I CAN OPEN YOUR BOOKS
TAKE YOU CHAPTER BY CHAPTER

IN, BETWEEN CLASS AND AFTER
ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
A NEW FANTASTIC PLACE OF SCHOOL

TEACHERS WILL TELL US NO
AND WHERE TO GO
AND SAY WE’RE BEING SILLY
A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAALL

I have to reblog this again just for the comments

ASDHFKSK I CANT EVEN
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o-deer-me:







I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain





 I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans



 there are two kinds of people